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Hundreds of Cracks Appear in Bridge, So Hundreds of Cracks Are Filled In

So when hundreds of cracks appear on the bottom of a bridge in Haikou, Hainanprovince, it's very clear what the Chinese response will be: to fill in each of these hundreds of cracks. By hand. Lovingly....

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Woman Driver “Mistakes Accelerator for Brake”, Drives BMW Through Wall

A BMW is not a car, but a symbol, and it best be used correctly as such. Continue reading →

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Six Meter-High Maitreya Bodhisattva Statue on Qianling Mountain is Climbed By...

Here is the full translation from "Tourists Deface 6-Meter High Gold Buddha With Vandalism, Is Only an Illusion, Life Still Suffering". Continue reading →

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Tourists Deface 6-Meter High Gold Buddha With Vandalism, Is Only an Illusion,...

But, there are cultural reasons why Chinese need to "to express wishes in their hearts" - it's because taking the abstract and intangible and committing it into readable text is equivalent to making...

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Father Won’t Pay for Daughter’s University Tuition, Says It’s “No Use”

Change is frightening to Chinese in the sense that it represents the uncomfortable unknown; coupled with the propensity to be humble and accept one's lot in life by not being too ambitious, it seems as...

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Lionel Messi’s Football House Branded With Chinese Character

Talk is cheap; words are lies made by politicians and poets*. Symbols is where power lies. Even names, ostensibly words themselves, gain their influence as being symbols to something else. Continue...

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Baby Playing in Rice Bin At Supermarket Shocks Netizens, Taken with Grain of...

Babies are little lumps of coal just waiting to become shining diamonds through the massive pressure exerted upon them by their parents. Yes, this is why babies need only the best stimuli, to receive...

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20 Passengers Refuse to Help Slashed Driver Who Saved Them From Robbers

Excuses. "My dog ate my homework." "Traffic was really heavy today." "I thought I did tell you that I was coming." Even if anyone believed you, the fact remains that you're trying to excuse yourself...

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Scratch to Win: Wife Scratches New Car to Force Husband to Buy It

If you are not either a) going to financially profit or b) going to provide overbearing moral guidance as part of your devotion to national unity, then you don't have much to do on the Chinese...

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Translated: Chinese News Reports of Mall Suicide Due to “Over-Shopping”

Translated from Sohu CQ: Man Falls to Death from 7th Floor of Shopping Mall; Eyewitnesses: He Jumped Because He Objected to the High Prices of Purchases Made By Girlfriend 3:23 PM, December 8, 2013 At...

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